Hey there, summer vacationers! The gulf beaches have never been like this for your summer lounging. Brightly colored beach clean-up crews are working around the clock to insure you and your sand castles are relatively petroleum product free. Bring the whole family and frolic in the fuel. Thanks, BP!
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