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Goodbye colors - hello ophiuchus

What in the Sam H-E-double hockey sticks is happening to us, campers? First they take away our zodiac signs (by ADDING another!?!) and now, we got no terror alert colors...? Well, in the spirit of new civility, the staff here at WrongButFunny offers these charts as possible new terror alert markers (or maybe new zodiac symbols -- what the hey!).

How about Arnold faces?

or maybe cool animal hats?

Here's an excellent possibility -- fabulous 'fros.

We're thinking the "Blow-up" would make a supreme highest level

and "The Perfecto" would be the safest. What do you think?

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

 

invaders from the ice world

Those darn snow aliens and their freeze rays are running wild across the U.S. of A.

Outside, the wind chills make you feel like you're in suspended animation...or worse!

Holy Snow Bat!

Holy Batman in the Snow!

Remember, scientists have proven that being cold isn't fun...

so bundle up, campers -- snowfooling!

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

 

 

Cowboy up

Guns and consequences are kinda all up in our collective grill right now, ain't they? Let's take a moment to admire ... the firearm:

(Yup, a flower made out of LUGERS!)

The new Nokia Gun Phone -- no more interrupted calls!
 

Let's keep it real for Tupak

Morton -- when it rains, it Kalashnikovs...

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

 

He went to Jared's

Hey there, campers, the crazy club of white-boy whackjob killers continues to gain members...this time in "it's a DRY heat" Arizona. Here's a little ditty to commemorate our latest homicidal homey, Jared Lee Loughner. God bless Amurka!

Cracker Assassin

by Brad French

(sung to the tune of “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor)

 

Risin' up, out on the street

Made three trips to my local WalMarts

Bought my ammo, now I'm back on my feet

Just a man and his Glock - so alive.

 

So many times, it happens too fast

You shave your head for a mugshot

Don't lose your grip on your lunatic dreams

You must fight just to keep life insane.

 

Chorus:

He’s a Cracker Assassin, he’s the dream of the Right

Risin' up to the challenge of their rivals

And the latest fanatic stalks his prey at the mall

Now he's shootin' us all with the mind of a psycho.

 Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

be the ball, danny

Right now, as you read this, two things are happening -- 2-4 inches of snow is headed for Chicago and, out in LA, Gallery 1988 is curating their "Is This Thing On?" exhibition. You should see at least one of these events in person.

The Wisdom of the Lama: Gunga Galunga...Gunga Gunga Galunga.

Saint Giraldo: Patron Saint of Roasts

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

alpha dogs playing poker

As you may have seen or heard, the U.S. House of Representatives recently had a leadership change. The new Speaker of the House is John Boehner whose choice of gavel size gave us pause here in the frosty offices of WBF - Chicago branch. For your perusal, a photo of Mr. Boehner and his "gavel..."

For comparison, Thor, God of Thunder, and his hammer...

You can see the visual gag just writes itself, yes?

Enjoy the meme, won't you?

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

 

 

new year - new moniker

As the bitter cold engulfs our souls and bleak frozen ground crunches underfoot, it's time for another installment of WBF's one-and-only self-help series: American Idle (part three). Here we offer you new name possibilities for your reunited (or just Craig's-listed together) band of unemployed college graduates, a fresh start for a fresh year -- let's make some beautiful music, campers!

1. Pearly Kings

2. Ample Data

3. The Plus Ones

4. Bang My Enchilada

5. Zizi Tordu

6. Shrimp on a Treadmill

7. Kosher Prostate

8. Backfat

9. Soft Target

10. Uberabsorbent

11. Flower Cluster

12. Dizzlefritz

13. Emo Piñata

(As always, if your band is already using one of these

musically golden labels, let us know!)

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.

Happy 2011 Two Year Warning

Thank you "two." That's right, campers, two years left before the Mayan Calendar runs out...so let's make this, our second-to-last year of existance, COUNT, shall we?

Wrongbutfunny.com is the critically acclaimed (okay, WE like it) cyberspace comedy catalogue and consistent cure for irritating Internet ennui transmitted into existence almost REGULARLY by Brad French and David Kamatoy of the ALSO critically acclaimed (again, pretty much US) Dave & Brad Show, THE comedy-juggling extravaganza VERY similar to entertainment and ALWAYS slightly less disappointing than OTHER comedy-juggling acts! Witness the folly, online and off. All your laffs are belong to us.