As you may have heard, the Rapture is this Saturday. Of course, all the good Christians will be leaving the planet but what about their pets? Since animals have no souls (didn't you know?), they will be left behind -- who will care for all these abandoned creatures? Enter Eternal Earth-bound Pets, USA! According to their website, the staff "are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such, will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of 40 animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus." As of April 1, 2011, twenty-six states are covered for service. Keep in mind, quoting the website, "at this time, we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT." So, there you have it -- quality of life for your damned ferret while yer hangin' out with Yahweh.
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