Hire me to act for them; read my plays; be in my plays; give me millions for my own reality show:
You have been warned! Here is my Tony acceptance speech:
Thank you! Thanks to my parent for bringing me here. To my friends for company on the way. To my colleagues for making me better.
And thank you also to all those theatres, directors (artistic and literary) and producers who I'm still waiting to hear from. I have a message for you. Look deep into the stacks of plays and you'll see some of my early work. You don't need to read it now, as you now know I'm good but please read everything else in that stack because there are a lot of good writers there. Read the stack and take a second to send a quick note, especially to those who you think need just a little kick in the right direction.
Thanks!