So I learned to day that Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted that he sent the photo of his junk after he vehemently denied doing same. What the Holly Mother of Pearl, dude? Why did you waste all of our time over so many days?
Was this episode sponsored by the Stand-Up Comedians Lobby?
All you had to do was say, "Yes that's my crotch. I thought it would be so funny at the time. Now, not so much." THAT'S IT! That was all you had to do! What planet are you from Auto-Erotic-Idiotopia?
Claim your shit, people. It's always worse to lie. Always. You never suffer more than when you lie about something.
How many Shakespeare fans said, "the lady doth protest too much" when they heard the story? I'll tell you how many. All of them! Because people can smell shit a mile away, even a queen who was screwing her husband's murderer.
And don't argue that Gertrude didn't know what she was doing. The strongest - the only choice - is that she knew everything; that is good theatre.
And so was The Represented Weener of Representative Wiener.
I have apologized to just about everyone I could and started started claiming my shit after I stopped drinking, about 16 years ago. Funny how that stuff goes hand-in-hand. I will be happy to claim anything anyone else can remind me that I did during a few lost moments because I know what it's like to protest too loudly and too long.
Just like Wiener.
