Remember back in the day when Steve Martin was still doing stand-up? Remember that bit he had about money?
""I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got
me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A
gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff,
too."
Well, apparently Hammacher Schlemmer does because they've got a new item just in time for summer...
"This is the only pogo stick designed for use in swimming pools that allows you
to perform a variety of waterborne stunts as you bounce off walls or bottoms. A
rigid ball filled with water fits into the non-slip footrest, providing
responsive push-off when compressed against a pool's floor with your body
weight, enabling you to splash effortlessly in shallower water and bound
powerfully through deeper water."
That's right, campers, an UNDERWATER pogo stick!
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